Hace varios años compile esta lista de frases graciosas del juego de computadora Star Wars: Republic Commando, un videojuego viejo, pero para mi uno de los mejores FPS que existen.

Boss: [dying, while the squad is under fire] Need bacta… commandos…
Scorch: Can you die later, sir? It just isn’t a good time now.

Boss: Need bacta, commandos…
Sev: Hold on to your guts, boss, while I rip out theirs.

Boss: Cancel that bacta, Commando.
Scorch: Sadist.

Scorch: Sev, I thought you were invincible.
Sev: Rule #39: Never say no to bacta.

Scorch: [After kicking a dead hostile] Hey Sev, this one looks like your mother.

Boss: Need help, commandos…
Scorch: All right, but if I get shot in the back, I’m blaming you.

Clone Advisor: Once you’re inside, proceed with disabling maneuvers.
Sev: Disabling maneuvers?
Scorch: Uh… blowing things up?
Sev: Oh… I knew that.

Scorch: Was it red-red-green or red-green-red?
Sev: And he’s supposed to be the demolitions expert?

Scorch: Rule number 48, Sev, any crash you can walk away from, is a good one.

Sev: A well-built sniper rifle is a beautiful thing.  Ours has two zoom modes, “Up close and personal” and “Hello, you’re dead.”

Boss: [sees a lightsabre] An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!

Scorch: Man, this place gives me the creeps.
Sev: Ah, Scorch… Nothing better than a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile’s cranium… [sighs wistfully]
Sev: Makes me feel alive.
Scorch: Okay, now Oh-Seven’s giving me the creeps.

Scorch: Lizards give me the creeps!
Sev: Everything gives you the creeps.

Sev: Damn, I don’t believe it!
Scorch: What’s wrong, Sev?
Sev: I’ve lost count of my kills!

Scorch: If we’re all clones, why am I the only one with a sense of humor?

Boss: [to Delta 62] Snipe them from here, Delta.
Sev: Are you sure you don’t want someone who can shoot straight, sir?

Boss: Cancel that demolition, Delta.
Scorch: You’re no fun anymore, sir.

Scorch: The boss is down!……can I be in charge now?

Scorch: Sev, did that corpse give you a nasty look?
Sev: Rule 17…
Scorch: Yeah yeah we know, always make sure they’re dead.

[if the player accidentally blows himself up]
Scorch: And that’s why explosives needs special training.

Boss: [after rescuing Scorch] Did they find the data?
Scorch: No, I hid it prety well.
Boss: Where, exactly?
Scorch: Mmmm, you don’t wanna know.

Sev: [after killing a lot of enemies] Ahh! My fire finger is getting itchy.

Boss: [after Sev calls for help] Prepare to move out.
Clone Advisor: Negative, negative, Three-Eight! New orders just came through from the Jedi Generals.  You are to proceed to the rendezvous point and prepare for ex-fil.
Boss: I don’t care if they came from Master Yoda himself!
Clone Advisor: As a matter of fact, they did, Three-Eight.

Boss: “Alone against all these droids….? (Hmphs) They don’t stand a chance.”

Bos: [After killing a Trandoshan and getting blood on his visor] “I wish they’d stop doing that.”

Fixer: Blast! Get that Wookiee out of the firing area!
Scorch: Okay, you tell him to retreat, Fixer.
Fixer: Uh…negative on that.

¿Cuál frase te gusto más? ¿Jugaste Star Wars: Republic Commando?

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